The motors last like 1,00,000 miles – so even if you’re 16 it might be the last car you’ll get to buy.

When was the last time anything worth a shit was made in America.

Who's going to pass around the collection basket for the Saudis?  How are they supposed to secretly finance ISIS and the Taliban???

I perfer a good 5 hour haggle at a real dealership.

I love the smell of carbon monoxide in the morning!!